Part1:

Sam Fisher: Tell me where Cho Is

Asian: I....I Dont know

Sam: Hes not talking, should i kill him

Agent 1: NO DONT

Sam: Ok they said i should kill you

Asian: No wait hes in the club down the way.

Sam: You got that guys

Part2:

Agent 1: Did he say Fisher

Agent 2: Must be his calling card

Agent 1: Does that mean there are more Splinter Cells

Agent 2: Well were the first

Splinter Cell: Chaos Theory

"Sit in your goddamn chair and drink your goddamn tea!"-Cid FFVII

"Women are like sunsets, they're beautiful but there will always be a new one tomorrow." - Gilder, Skies of Arcadia

"This is my story and you're NOT part of it." - Auron, Kingdom Hearts 2

"If only you were as gifted in you're head as you were in your chest." - Zelos, Tales of Symphonia

Another..

"HP and MP restored!...but your still hungry."

-Chrono Trigger

Some more Oblivion quotes

Alchemist Woman in Skingrad: "Do you know what the fine for necrophelia is...? just wondering."

Someone in Sheograth Shrine: "I could turn you into a goat. Or a puddle. Or a bad idea. I could make you eat your own fingers. Or fall in love with a cloud."

Gogron gro-Bolmog: Hey, I don't like to tell stories, but Telaendril and me... you know....! Don't believe me? I've got her undergarments to prove it, laughs!"

From Monkey Island 1 :

Voodoo Lady: I am one gifted with the Second Sight, adept at manipulating the forces of nature for the benefit of all who enter my door.

Guybrush Threepwood: You're a fashion consultant?

Voodoo Lady: Well... yes, but that's not what I was referring to. I am a Voodoo Priestess.

Xenogears quotes

Even if I go to hell, I will live to the end of this world. And if the world does not come to an end... I will destroy it with my own hands! -Lacan - (Most badass quote ever and ill never forget it)

I am Alpha and Omega...The Begining and the End...The First and the Last- Intro -(Can never forget this one either)

WE...ARE...MEN...0F THE SEA!!! - Bart and Captain of the Thames - (That one makes me laugh everytime)

That was pretty interesting! But dropping a war ship on me is cheating! Take it back! Id-Xenogears (Funny shit)

Nothing is more beautiful than a scream of death – Grahf -

Excuse me... Is there anyone who is almost dead, with no arms and legs, or in need of an abdominal operation? No one...? Well, that's depressing -Sand Cruiser Doctor - (Heh makes me laugh everytime)

My fist is the divine breath! Blossom, o fallen seed, and draw upon thy hidden powers!! Grant unto thee the power of the glorious 'Mother of Destruction'! –Grahf

I don't need a reason to beat the crap out of anyone who pisses me off. And of course that means you too. –Rico

That fabricated faith was just a worldly system for compensating those people with fragile souls. But, faith and god aren't things which are given to you from others, right? They are things you have to discover within yourself, and by yourself. Things that cannot be put into words, things that cannot be expressed... Isn't that what god is all about? 'Question not thy god, for thy god doth not respond.' –Jessie (Epic he said it damn good)

Don't chu be rude to me. I'm not a low level animal. I'm Chu-Chu. Well, let's get ready chu rumble you bad boy! Get your butt ready chu be kicked across the other end of the horizon! –Chu-chu (Lol Chu-chu is awesome)

All of you, want to be loved... needed by someone, so we look to others... By ourselves, we are lonely, so we try to draw together to live... That's what it means to be human... That's how people live. A single hand cannot clap. –Elly

From the beginning, my very existence itself was an emptiness. It wouldn't matter if I were to die right now... You live, you die... That's all...” –Lacan

Ha, ha, ha, ha... I see... That's it... If god doesn't exist in our world, then... I will create god with my own hands! –Krelian

What's the purpose of fighting each other on such a tiny planet as this? Fighting out of fear of being hunted into a corner... Rushing in to fight as if there were only so many 'reserved seats' to the rights of life... Starting a war is stupid. Inciting it is also stupid. Killing people as an act of terrorism or as a protest of against wars that kill people is just as stupid. You're all fools! –Kim

What meaning can be found in living out such a short existence... hurting others, hurting yourself, grinding one another down... only to inevitably die and return to dust? –Krelian

You are irritating... Do you wish to cease your existence? –Krelian

Seraphita: “Hey, Tolone. Let's hurry up and get this over with so we can get outta here! I don't like dark places!”

Tolone: “Yeah, right. It's only because it is on Ramsus’ orders. Jeez...! Now he's got us protecting this garbage. Well, that's how it is folks... It'll help us if you'd hurry up and lose.”

Seraphita: “Yeah, we didn't know how to operate that machinery, so we were so confused! Thank you very much for your kind help!”

Tolone: “Oh Sera... Don't tell them that! Just as I was building things up to make us sound psychologically superior to them! Damn...”

Seraphita: “What! But... When people do you a kindness you should always say thank you. That's what grandma always said... But, I'm impressed Tolone! 'Psychologically superior'? Your 'Gin n'tonic Futon Brain' cyborg implants sure make you smart!”

Tolone: “That's 'Positronic Photon Brain' you idiot! 'Gin n'tonic Futon'...? You make me sound like I'm a sleepy drunk! (It's already bad enough as it is... 'Positronic-photon Brain Cyborg'... That's bound to get us into trouble with the makers of 'Star Trech'!)”

Billy: “Do you guys just have too much free time on your hands?”

What am I doing? Can't you tell...? I'm trying to catch a fish! This one's been jumping up and down, right in front of me, trying to make me look like a fool... You little punk! I see you! –Fei

See you again, Shakhan. Till then... go get your head waxed! -Bart

Sorry i made such a long list but theres just so many quotes in Xenogears some are funny but most are very profound and thats what draws me to the game i think.

NOBODY STEALS OUR CHICKS.....AND LIVES, duke nukem, total classic

haha, the eteron!

"All I wanted was a fun, easy life. That's it. No more, no less"

zelos > kratos

One for every final fantasy...

I:The world is veiled in darkness. The wind stops, the sea is wild, and the earth begins to rot. The people wait, their only hope, a prophecy.... 'When the world is in darkness Four Warriors will come....' After a long journey, four young warriors arrive, each holding an ORB. -THE INTRO

II:Reluctance to forgive has long been a human failing. It is man's nature to sin, yet you answer sin with violence upon violence. Is that not itself a sin?   -EMPEROR PALAMECIA

III:I, the Dark Cloud, have come to return all to the Void... To turn both Light and Dark into nothingness... And first I will erase you with the power of Light from this world!    -CLOUD OF DARKNESS

IV:You spoony bard!    -TELLAH

V:Starkle, starkle little twink... Now it's time that you guys SINK!!    -GILGAMESH

VI:I PREFER the term treasure hunting!     -LOCKE

VII: What I have shown you is reality. What you remember, that is the illusion.    -SEPHIROTH(to cloud)

VII-CC:Live. You'll be my living legacy. My honor and dreams...I give them all to you.    -ZACK(to cloud)

VIII:No matter what happens, even if you become the world's enemy, I'll be your knight.   -SQUALL

IX:To be forgotten is worse than death.    -FREYA

X:If we should get separated, just whistle. I'll come running. I promise.    -TIDUS(to yuna)

XII:We are the arbiters of our destiny    -BASCH

"Mama mia!"

METAL GEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!

or

METAL GEAR!?!?!

from Blood Omen: Legacy of Kain. First game I had for the PSX, back when I was 11 - just realized I've had this game [same copy too] for more than half my life. Simon Templeman as Kain = best voiceovers ever. This game has some of the best dialogue and delivery of any game or anything else for that matter. Thank goodness for the pc version where I could rip the audio...

random peasants:

I ain't never been up there, nor would I ever!

All sorts of weird things live in the swamps. Some say that sprites and faeries dwell der!

Kain:

The great library of Willendorf, filled with dull tomes of trite accounts by pompous historians about matters that could not possibly be of interest to anyone but themselves.

[^favorite vg quote^]

Then you shall earn it with blood!

A corpse held court on a tattered throne, grinning malignantly at me through blackened teeth.

Death and disease stalked these streets. Bodies lay, most in the very spots in which fate had taken them- a perfect homecoming.

Alas, Poor Nupraptor, I knew him well... Well, not really.

Perhaps the head of her beloved will convince Ariel that I have accomplished my task.

I came upon one of Nupraptor's serving girls, catatonic with fear, choking out half-words through bloodied, broken teeth. Although tempted by hunger, I stayed my hand, allowing her to tell her story. She spoke of her Lord, Nupraptor, driven to insanity by the brutal slaying of his beloved Ariel. She spoke of his self-mutilation, sewing his eyes and lips shut to deny the outside world. Fueled by despair and hopelessness, he turned his magic on the Circle, infecting their minds with his madness. Nupraptor cared for nothing now, save his pathetic self-pity. Scars such as hers would never heal. Death would only be a mercy.

Vae Victus- 'Suffering to the Conquered'. Ironic. Now I was the one suffering. Not anything as pedestrian as physical pain, rather the cruel jab of impotent anger- the hunger for revenge. I didn't care if I was in Heaven or Hell; all I wanted was to kill my assassins.